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I told my fishing guide I was enjoying what I was doing and that I thought I was getting good at it. He seemed surprised that I was talking about getting bitten by mosquitos.  

I Bill Cosby’d my guest last night and while he was out I tattooed on his knuckles, “slow it down” and ‘use more bottom hand” with a turtle emjoi. I think he will like it.

I wish I could have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I would quit my job and just become a fish bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyways.

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